And lo, on the first day of September in the year of our Lord 2017, Mollie King thrust upon us the year’s most enormous, ludicrous, football-lyric-laden homobanger.
‘Hair Down’ – put together by Xenomania, no less – is as subtle as a brick to the face, and thank goodness. Ten years and one day after the release of Sexy! No No No…, Brian Higgins still knows his way around a ridiculous pop anthem.
And may this formally mark the birth of Mollie as a bona-fide solo superstar. How about a chart hit and a glitterball trophy by the time the year is out?